i deleted because tumblr sucks

the-treble:

bonusvampirus:

*makes heterophobic text post*

It’s a metaphor, see? You make a mean text post, but you don’t back it with thousands of years of violently-upheld institutional power, so it doesn’t have the power to actually hurt anyone. 

best one yet

ostolero:

Why did the amazing atheist pour scalding hot oil on his micropenis?

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WHY did the amazing atheist pour scalding hot oil on his micropenis?

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srb4887:

"The reason people don’t go for help is because there’s still a stigma. Because people don’t talk about mental illnesses the way they do other illnesses." - Maria Bamford

Maria Bamford’s The Special Special Special

voidprinxe:

stop hating on girls who wanna kiss people in museums or aquariums or art galleries stop hating on girls who want things that might be cliche stop hating on girls who want boys to treat them like they’re magic i will protect all girls with my life and just because they care about things that you don’t doesn’t give you the right to belittle them ok i will fight u

subtweet:

more tattoo artists need to just say “nah dude, i’m not doing that”

thumbcramps:

imagine if people made plus sized characters and their definition of plus sized wasnt stretching out a thin character and giving them massive tits and ass

neetboss:

New Avril Lavigne Hello Kitty Music Video!!!!!

bricksandmortarandchewinggum:

holdmypurse:

Remember when Romney lost the election so somebody created White People Mourning Romney and collected various people crying over Romney’s loss

Still so funny.